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tomhazeldine:

And in that moment we were the apple guy.


whitmerule:

avengingsassydestiel:

Why yes I would like to join Tumblr.

… I suddenly want to explain to everyone IT’S OKAY THEY’RE JUST REMOVING THE LITTLE GIRL’S EVIL CURSED SHOES.

whitmerule:

avengingsassydestiel:

Why yes I would like to join Tumblr.

… I suddenly want to explain to everyone IT’S OKAY THEY’RE JUST REMOVING THE LITTLE GIRL’S EVIL CURSED SHOES.


homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard


the-mighty-glowcloud:

so imagine right before a quidditch match, Fred and George are both like “aw yea we’re gonna fucking slam these d-bags hufflepuffs suck at quidditch” but then they both gets these panicked looks and run to Oliver while shouting “DONT JINX IT” and “QUICK KNOCK ON WOOD” and then proceed to just punch Oliver in the face


jilyislife:

Plot twist: Crookshanks was actually the Potters cat. That’s why he trust Sirius, (he knows him) and distrusts Peter (he also knows him; and what he did)


goodnightmoony:

Headcanon: Like Salazar, Rowena also had a hidden chamber. Though instead of a monster hers held her favorite books, scrolls thought to be long lost, extensive notes on various topics, even a small section of children books for Helena. It was her own person library, a place where she could read for hours and go undisturbed.


azelmajondrette:

My headcannon is that Fred and George looked into the Mirror of Erised together at one point and were confused because they just saw their own reflections. After Fred died, George looked again and saw the same thing.


Harry Potter Headcannon:

phantom-of-the-parasol:

The Sorting Hat has always privately predicted every marriage between students that have worn the hat. 


imsarahcate:

Ok but a dyslexic Ravenclaw muggle who constantly wonders if maybe that magic sorting hat is ever just wrong because she can’t keep up at all and people whisper about her when she walks through the common room. And she’s pretty sure she heard someone say, “there *must* be a spell to fix stupid,”…


brotheralyosha:

I was thinking about how the Dementors in Harry Potter were a metaphor for depression, based off JK Rowling’s own experiences, and then I was thinking about how after the Battle of Hogwarts the Dementors were longer used in Azkaban.

Since Voldemort let the Dementors loose when he controlled the…


poopflow:

after learning about transphobia and misogyny and etc its so uncomfortable to be around any person thats not educated on these issues in real life  



thats-slightly-raven:

I love how in Jurassic Park everyone always seems so shocked when the dinosaurs start attacking people like u went to an island full of dinosaurs idk what your expectations were mate but that’s pretty much standard dinosaur behaviour


  • judge: why did you kill that man
  • me: it's a metaphor
  • judge: oh....ok lol

sluttyemoji:

TALL BOYS

VERY VERY TALL BOYS

BOYS 

THAT ARE TALL

BOYS WITH HEIGHT

I LOVE IT